The Evolved
screened in Cannes at the Palais D on the 25th of May 2006 and is
available on DVD, distributed by
Troma Entertainment.
More details at the
Troma website.
Buy The Evolved here:
SYNOPSIS
Dead dogs, foetus burgers and Nazi clown-chefs; something smells fishy in
London; and for once it’s not Glover’s pants.
Detective Danny Glover,
Scarborough Police’s premier dog-napping-ring buster and general fat
bastard, arrives in London to help the clinically psychotic Detective
Sonny Boy with a little problem: Who is butchering London’s dogs? The
answer seems obvious at first, it must be Burger Priest; the Pope’s
Neo-Nazi clown-chef empire: home of the ‘Amen with Cheese’, a rancid
burger made of fingernails, turds and aborted foeti; just don’t ask what
goes into their ‘Nunion Rings’!
Detectives Glover and
Sonny Boy engage on a covert mission to uncover Burger Priest’s dark
secret; but even they are unprepared for the true horror and depth of the
fast food franchise’s depravity. Assisted by Feety, a heroin-addicted
foetus, and Ellen Mellon, a New York reporter who also happens to be an
animated ventriloquist’s doll, they must reveal the Pope’s evil plan and
shut down Burger Priest for good. Along the way they learn the truth
behind London’s drug-addled pregnant teenagers and come face to face with
the reality of their own sordid addictions.
If this isn’t enough,
there’s a third force at work. Something is stalking and killing Burger
Priest’s Nazi clown-chef army. Something that crawled out of the ocean,
hell bent on revenge. A creature so terrifying men dare not speak its
name; the semi-evolved shark terror known only as: THE EVOLVED.
If only God existed,
maybe he could help you.
