The Last King of Wales
Two Beefeaters must cross the Dark Zone (everywhere outside the M25) and venture into darkest Wales to recover the Queen's special box from the hands of Zarthrax, a newly resurrected Dragon-God.
Along the way they encounter a belligerent Prince of Wales, a sex mad Michael Douglas, two Cuba Gooding Juniors and an fifteen hundred year old Shirley Bassey.
If this weren't enough, a mysterious, orange-handed man intends to use Zarthrax's demonic spunk to revenge Wales on England once and for all. Can the Beefeaters recover the Queen's box in time? What's in the box anyway? Who is the orange-handed man? Will Zarthrax remember where he left his cock and balls?
Most of these questions will be completely ignored in:
THE LAST KING OF WALES - a tale of bravery, beef and balls.