Two Beefeaters must cross the Dark
Zone (everywhere outside the M25) and venture into darkest Wales to
recover the Queen's special box from the hands of Zarthrax, a newly
resurrected Dragon-God.
Along the way they encounter a
belligerent Prince of Wales, a sex mad Michael Douglas, two Cuba
Gooding Juniors and an fifteen hundred year old Shirley Bassey.
If this weren't enough, a mysterious,
orange-handed man intends to use Zarthrax's demonic spunk to revenge
Wales on England once and for all. Can the Beefeaters recover the
Queen's box in time? What's in the box anyway? Who is the
orange-handed man? Will Zarthrax remember where he left his cock and
balls?
Most of these questions will be
completely ignored in:
THE LAST KING OF WALES - a tale of bravery, beef and balls.
